Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

3 May 2011

Experiments...in the kitchen!

I have never been great at planning my evening meals nor my lunch boxes unfortunately, so often I found myself opening all the cupboards in the kitchen trying to scrape something up together or even just ending up with a sandwich. I am generally a good cook and I do like cooking when I have the time and the motivation (when others are there to benefit from it too basically). 

So...In light of all the above, I started daring a little and experimenting with my dinners, implementing a good and solid scientific method "cough cough". Kind of. 

To start with I needed an hypothesis;

Hypothesis 1: It is possible to make a delicious meal under 20 minutes.

The experimental design involved trying to make something decent in the shortest time possible...and with whatever I had in the cupboard. That's because, as I have already mentioned, there is no way I was going to think before hand what to have for dinner (I only have room for plankton related planning at present, thus my internal memory is full). And because I hate shopping, there was no way I would actually drag myself to the supermarket unless moths were the only thing left in stock. 

(I do occasionally stop at the corner shop though...well you know...when the milk turns into yogurt I need to replace it).

The first experiment I attempted involved freezer related "stuff" plus some pasta and half a tomato that was in desperate need to be used up. While I put the pasta to boil (10 minutes), I chopped the tomato up then I added the frozen peas and prawns that I scavenged from the freezer and mixed with a pinch of salt and herbs.  Then I microwaved the whole lot together. Oh! and for a touch of class I added a couple of drops of the lovely truffle oil that my friend Liz got me for Christmas...

Once I drained the pasta and added a knob of butter I splattered the "sauce" on top and proceeded eating it. The result wasn't as bad as I thought, a little tasteless maybe...well I wouldn't pay for it in a restaurant but I think I had worse things. But then again I was late for the comedy show at the Norwich Play House so I just had to be happy with that.

For my second attempt I actually put a little more effort in (considering the first time around my effort level was 0). I discarded the freezer in favour of mystery cupboards 1 and 2 and the fridge. I found:

In the fridge:
  • out of date tofu (only 5 days)
  • wrinkled up pepper
  • a sorry looking leek
  • some shriveled up carrots 

Strange looking barley/lentil grainy thing
In the cupboards:
  • lentils
  • strange looking barley/lentil grainy thing, left behind from a previous housemate since 2009 (see pic)
  • out of date saffron (surely being a dried spice it never goes off?) best before 2009 


I chopped the sorry looking veggies and then I mixed them all together with the other items in a pan, adding white wine and stock to stop the whole thing from sticking and adding spices and salt as I wanted.

I think the experiment was a success, I did like the result and I will make it again!


Experiment 2 results
I have to mention that hopefully soon I will be able to find the motivation to cook properly again, my partner is finally coming home from Qatar to stay and not just to visit! Finally after so many years. Maybe he can cook too... 








13 April 2011

things that make you smile

n a non-work related note, what makes you smile? It's pretty normal to feel down occasionally but I think that it's important to make the most of what we have. My stress level have never been so high at the moment, strangely "twitchy eye" has not begun yet. I think it happens to most people, is when you are so tired and stressed that one of your eyes start twitching uncontrollably. Comic relief is what I need. 


Anyway, one of the things that most definitely can lift my mood up is LOL Cats: http://icanhascheezburger.com/ I do love the ceiling cat saga (by the way he lives in Chri's room now).


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Hilarious version VS not-so-hilarious version ( religious version) 
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Also I like to watch my friend Rob when is bakewelled (really really REALLY drunk) and my friend Daaaave, when he generally stands around breaking stuff and/or himself or just when swans come near him (he even has a facebook page about his specialness).  But that is a more evil kind of fun I suppose. He cooked me dinner last night so I should be nice to him. 

The other day for example, I locked Emma in the constant temperature room by mistake...good fun really but only because she could open the door from the inside (I am not that evil).

This morning, on the way to work, Radio 2 played "always look on the bright side of life". It did put me in a very good mood. 

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python - Life of Brian)
words and music by Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...


    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...


If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

    And...always look on the bright side of life...
    Always look on the light side of life...


For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.


       So always look on the bright side of death
       Just before you draw your terminal breath


Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.


And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...